Monthly Archives: June 2006

Food

Setting the video last night for this morning’s Frasier (the first series – utter bliss), I noticed from tonight’s listings that Channel 4 have managed to make the very last programme I ever want to see in my life. Something … Continue reading

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Britney’s Stolen Sex Video

Perhaps someone out there can explain to me why it is that a rich person should get richer by virtue of me keeping myself alive. Let me explain. One of the reasons I so loathe Margaret Thatcher – yes, I … Continue reading

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Polluted Streets

Amongst the many reasons to hate the summer – stupid hot sweaty weather, stupid bright squinty sunshine, stupid aggressive intimidating wasps, stupid fat Englishmen wearing no shirts, and that’s without even stopping to think – is its encouragement of a … Continue reading

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Cycle Path Wars

Car drivers will doubtless be familiar with waiting at traffic lights while a boy racer revs up alongside and screeches away at the first sight of amber, demonstrating the whizziness of his vehicle (I know slightly less about cars than … Continue reading

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Yo-Yo Más

Amazingly, there was significantly less interest in the posting called Yo-yo than the one called Penis, although it did provoke a handful of interesting responses (or in LadyLucy’s case some kind of fit by the looks of it.) Ms SunSeeker … Continue reading

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Yo-yo

I make no secret of the fact that the inner workings of the internet are to me a murky, mysterious netherworld, lorded over by that suspicious subset of people who are innately attuned to the absolute logic required to make … Continue reading

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Rolex

I was curious as to whether entitling a piece Penis would have any impact on my number of readers. Turns out that in the space of three hours I got more hits than the previous four days combined, not to … Continue reading

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